Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much
his shirt 😍
Shut the fuck up
when you’re talking to a Cool Person but you don’t know how to continue the conversation
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
there’s a boy at my school who keeps speaking in doge and asking me to suck his dick but on a completely related note, im dropping out
Can I just tell you all about this one day I went to school and a girl who sat in front of me told me to look in her sleeve
nothing cheers me up like being smacked in the face repeatedly
ppl who take selfies with their tongues out are weird :/