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me stressed out in da barfroom wit a hot pocket

sansculotted:

today i was buying alcohol on my way home and the guy asked me for id, so i pulled my passport out of my insanely large jacket pockets without paying much attention and handed it over
and he looked at me weirdly, which made me kinda uncomfortable, so i was like, “yeah, people usually think its odd that i carry my passport with me” and laughed awkwardly a little
but he kept looking at me, like staring right at me
and then said “this isn’t a passport”
and i looked down and in his hands, instead of my passport, was my copy of the communist manifesto

  • May 17th 2015
  • 9:41 pm (6 years ago)
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